There were actually two lessons:
1) If your partner has cancer, act like a complete dick until they go away. Better yet, let them think someone has just gone down on you and they'll get out of your life ASAP.
2) Avoid kissing someone who's just given your friend a blow job, or you'll get second hand semen on your face.
Second hand semen is the worst kind of semen. Well, that and AIDS semen.
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